Frog Jokes 
My daughter found most of these jokes for me. If you have any funny frog jokes, send them in!!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Open Toad!
Why are frogs so good at baseball?
Because the catch a lot of flies...
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
What is a frog's favourite game?
Croaket
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What is a frog's favourite time?
Leap Year!
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
What does a frog say when is sees something great?
"Toad"ally awesome!
What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
Hop in!
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A croaking device!
What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation"!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, it croaks every night.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke?
It started to croak up!
What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's Day?
Nothing!
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.
What's the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's white on the outside and green on the inside?
A frog sandwich!
How can you tell is a frog doesn't have ears?
You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.
A man walks in to a doctor?s office with a frog on his head. The doctor leaps up and says: "Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"
The frog looks down and replies: "I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"
Why didn't the frog sit on the toad stool?
There wasn't mushroom!
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class."
An eighty year old man was out fishing one day when he heard a voice. Knowing no one was around he just thought he was hearing things. Once again he heard psst- psst hey you. The man looked around and saw a frog in the water. The man said, are you talking to me? The frog said yea, pick me up. So the man picked the frog up. Now kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. The man proceeded to put the frog in his coat pocket. Pretty soon the man hears the frogs muffled voice again. He reaches into his pocket and retrieves the frog. Hey, didn't you hear me? I said kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen! No thanks said the man, at my age I would rather have a talking frog.
What do you call a frog's favourite soda?
Croaka-Cola
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